sugardaddypenguin:

nygmatica:

Oh for the love of —

FIRST OF ALL. I did not do anything of the sort. SECONDLY, oh my goodness,
what sort of sick, deranged [I have a certificate, fyi] person does that?!

How was I supposed to know that I chose THAT jar of all jars to give him? UGH.

Jesus… you have a specific jar for that?! I’m never trusting food from you again.

You took THAT away from what I’ve just finished explaining?!

I am so done I can’t even done anymore.

sanitylikegravity:

EWWWWWWWW. EW EW EW EW. I ATE LIKE FOUR OF THOSE THIS MORNING.

*GASP!* For your information, I am a consummate professional when I
cook and stand by those custard donuts 1000%!

dappercobblepot replied to your post: @dappercobblepot replied to your post:

   Ed… bring that peanut butter jar to the bedroom. I think we need to talk…

But I NEVER —

Fine. I am not going to fight this anymore.

….

5 MINUTES LATER…

EDWARD. DID YOU STICK YOUR DICK IN THE PEANUT BUTTER?!?!?!!?!!! ITS GOING TO BE EVEN SALTIER NOW.

OF COURSE NOT, HONESTLY. It was the — the SPOON. You KNOW how big
they get.

sanitylikegravity replied to your post:                    … Ed? Any chance you could bring me some peanut…                

   I AM KINKSHAMING    

And you can just:

          “Oh, certainly! I have just the thing, Oswald.”

          “…my apologies, it is a bit used.”

Joker:

                   ^{“Dooooon’t} mention it.. Buddy Ol’ PAL 
                           _{I always aim to pleeease}
                   No._{INNUENDO .. Intended..
                Unless that is what you w a n t it to be… HM?”}

          “Get out of my face please, Mister Joker. You wouldn’t like my friend if he
comes out to play.”

(Source: nygmatica)

The Bat:

“It’s official, you’ve surpassed the Joker in insanity.”

“Sanity is so fleeting, really. For example, I am just as sane as you are, Mister
Bats.  Intellectually,  I FAR surpass you,  but you already knew that,  which is
why you would make the perfect slave. Come now, admit it.”

The Bat:

“Oh yeah, wonderful. You’re wonderful in the same way that i’m a bright happy person”

“Mister Batman, we can both be reasonable,  can’t we?  All I ask is that you
bow at my feet and acknowledge my SUPERIORITY. It isn’t asking for much,
is it? I can even throw in a lovely spandex bodysuit complete with leather.”

misskringle:

YESSSSSSSSSS BITCH WELCOME TO SASSY GHOST THUNDERDOME

I think it’s time for a change of subject SO YOU STOP BITCHING ON MY CHILD.
I mean yeah okay he sort of killed you but it was when he was insane.

HE HAS A CERTIFICATE NOW !!