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Dark!Ed Nygma


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HOW OSWALD COBBLEPOT GOT HIS MONOCLE 

heartpoisedfanarts:

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dappercobblepot:

@nygmatica is Daddy, pass it on.

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misskringle:


R.I.P your sweet, nutty asshole.

…I never said THAT was where it went. Oh dear, I-I can’t —

[blushy Edward is blushing]

sugardaddypenguin replied to your post: misskringle: I’m not getting PB-dog’d by that…

   Hey only of of us is into the pb    

A likely story! I know how that smooth creaminess affects all of you Penguins —
YOU’RE ALL THE SAME.

misskringle:

I’m not getting PB-dog’d by that cardigan stealing ho-ho or his ho-ho twin.

You can try to resist it, but take it from me…. resistance is futile. They are relentless.

sanitylikegravity replied to your post: p-sycophant: Oh, but tonight surely has…

   OH MY GOD MANIPULATION AT ITS FINEST

BUTT. OUT.

p-sycophant:

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       Oh, but tonight surely has revealed a few things you haven’t told me!
                                                                                     Important things, Ed.

Are you going to hold a man responsible for his vices? You, a worldly, highly
experienced man — you,  who have so many vices of your own, but whom I
will accept willingly and entirely? I needn’t tell you again:

I would do ANYTHING for you, Oswald.

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misskringle:

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did you say creamy mashed potatoes???

After having to endure recent other food hardships,  I’ve decided to switch
gears and made a batch of extra creamy potatoes, blended with a touch of
chive and heavy whipping cream.

Scrumptious. Would you like a taste, Miss Kringle?

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misskringle:

YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DOOOOOO

“NO ONE’S OVER HERE INDULGING MY MASHED POTATO FETISH SO YES, ME TOO.”

^ did someone mention creamy mashed potatoes?

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sanitylikegravity:

Remind me again, who invited me on holiday? And who proceeded to watch the Joker orgy?

Uh-huh. That’s what I thought. Suck a peanut-butter covered dick, Eddie.

          “Since WHEN?! I never even — really! I just might, if you put it like that.

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Anonymous

❛❛Babe... we have to throw out the custard filled donuts Nygma left here. I don't trust his baking anymore. /sugardaddypenguin❜❜

sugardaddypenguin:

sanitylikegravity:

EWWWWWWWW. EW EW EW EW. I ATE LIKE FOUR OF THOSE THIS MORNING.

“Cum-summate… huh… Interesting Nygma.”

I will END YOU.

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