Mister J:

[text to: nerd] Luckily, I was in the area. Three hours… Maybe four?

[text] Were you, now? Which pointy objects shall I set aside for this mayhem?

(Source: nygmatica)

Penguin:

[ Text ] Perhaps.
[ Text ] Although the idea of others seeing your body doesn’t please me.
[ Text ] And your clothes would look so much better on my floor.

[text] I found a very happy and willing tourist. Shall I collect her name, date of birth, and address for you to pay her a special visit? Jealousy is unbecoming on you, Oswald. Particularly when it is unwarranted.
[text] As for my clothes… such tailored fineries on your floor? For shame.

(Source: nygmatica)

Jonathan:

^{[text] My dislike for you varies. I don’t hate you at least.
[text] And how much do you dislike me then? Oh. I do hope you are enjoying your vacation. I am enjoying mine from you.}

[text] Words, words, all I see are words with no meaning behind them. You would be LOST without me, Jonathan.

(Source: nygmatica)

sanitylikegravity:

[text to: nerd] I would hope that the “other” had better taste in wigs.
[text to: nerd] On my way, dearest. Get my crowbar.

[text] I have several quite lovely implements to choose from. Crowbars, hacksaws, bone saws, mallets, machetes. All await your arrival in Monaco.

(Source: nygmatica)

Mister J:

[text to: nerd] What the hell is that thing on the right?

[text] From what I can tell, it’s an “other”…?
[text] Who am I to judge. I just enjoy the imagery. Now come bust some heads for me, would you?

(Source: nygmatica)

Jonathan:

^{[text] Are we friends then?}

[text] That depends entirely upon where your dislike for me lies on the 10-point scale, doesn’t it?
[text] Addendum: as well as where MY dislike for YOU lies on the aforementioned scale. This goes both ways.

(Source: nygmatica)

Jonathan:

What if I pushed you out

[text] Come now, you would never do that to a FRIEND, would you?

Mister J:

[text to: nerd] You just want pina coladas. I see through you.

[text] I meant these types of coconuts.

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[text] Unusually lovely sign, isn’t it? The locals have a sense of humour.

(Source: nygmatica)

Harley:

    [text to - eddie] - did you go on holiday with out me?
    [text to - eddie] - that’s just rude, i could use a getaway
    [text to - eddie] - not only ‘cause i want a tan, but drunk eddie is one of my faves

[text] I may have been persuaded to go.
[text] Please accept my sincere apologies. May be rather inebriated in T-minus 10.
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[text] 9
[text] 8…

(Source: nygmatica)

Mister J

[text] May have stumbled upon a lovely bunch of coconuts for you to sink your knife into – stand by.