Independent
Dark!Ed Nygma


Inspired by Gotham; very little comic influence.

Multi-everything, very often NSFW. Ye have been warned.

Private & Selective


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written by mitch

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grincarved

❛❛A1 heaths joker pls :3❜❜

Sketch meme!

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grincarved

❛❛🐤❜❜

Send me a 🐤 for a Tweet my muse would make about yours.

@kniivesandlint

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❛❛💙 💙 💙 ❜❜
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          “Here’s a riddle for you: WHAT have I done to deserve this??”

kniivesandlint:

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OOOOOH — Sooooounds…T H R I L L I N G 
          Can’t wait…”

          “Not harder as in… you just — NEVER MIND, OKAY? FORGET IT.”

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Send me a 💔 and I’ll generate a number, 1-75, and post a starter based on what scenario I get.
Your muse shows up on my muse’s doorstep after several months
of being missing, with no memory of the past few years.

Joker

Of all the ways this day could start out,   Edward hadn’t planned on waking up at
3 in the morning to  odd  sounding thumps on his studio door. Even  through  the
thick metal, he could make out the uneven raps that sounded almost like knocks.

Pulling on a thick flannel robe to shield against the  COLD  of the late autumn air,
he dragged open the door a few inches to see what was making the racket.  And
in that moment, s h o c k ran down his spine and tingled at his fingertips, inciting
a whole new numbness to run through his body. But this was —

          “…Mister Joker?” he questioned softly,  already reaching out to steady the
figure that looked more out of sorts than usual.

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The notorious mad clown had been MISSING for  months,  and now out of thin
air,  he shows up on Ed’s doorstep?  This reminded him of  another  well-known
criminal who once searched for safe haven,  covered in tar and feathers  —  the
memory made him cringe and he decided there and then to get  to  the  bottom
of this.

          “Please come in. I’ll make you a cup of something hot — you need it.”

Joker:

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                   “Dooooon’t mention it.. Buddy Ol’ PAL 
                           I always aim to pleeease
                   No.INNUENDO .. Intended..
                Unless that is what you w a n t it to be… HM?”

          “Get out of my face please, Mister Joker. You wouldn’t like my friend if he
comes out to play.”

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(Source: nygmatica)

Re: Dickcember.

To the lovely @psychiatriiist, @kniivesandlint, & @thesharpestsmile. You are all
depraved, awful people and the world will take very good care of you before I
will ever get the chance.

Your LOVING associate,
Edward Nygma

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kniivesandlint:

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sanitylikegravity replied to your post: @kniivesandlint & @thesharpestsmile: I hate you…                

   ooooooooh, dirty secret, eddie???? do tell~    

Not YOU too! That’s it, I’m headed to China.

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@kniivesandlint & @thesharpestsmile: I hate you both so much, it’s unreal.

No he doesn’t, it’s all an act to cover up his dirty secret.

Joker

[text] I will never be sure why I’m sending this to you, but…

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[text] It’s lovely here. Perhaps instead of being so stabby, you can be more vacationy.